by CHRISTOPHER WOO
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Bartz Resigns from Yahoo Board
What is this “Yahoo!”?
I will have to Google it.
Oh! Ha ha ha ha.
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Jersey Shore: Snooki and Deena Fight in the Dark
Tried to watch this show.
TV screen was all orange.
Took it for repair.
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NASA Launches Satellites to Map Moon’s Core
In this day and age,
A mystery at last we solve.
Is it made of cheese?
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Why does the female orgasm exist?
Science does not know.
Will need more research funding
for trips to Vegas.
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3 held in Detroit over bathroom trips on plane
Damn you T.S.A.
A man can’t drop a stink-deuce
seven times per flight?
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Woman dies after injecting hot beef fat into face
Damn you silly woman!
Now you totally ruined
my best pick-up line.
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