Shout-Outs

by BRANDON STOKES
edited by ANDREW J HICKS

Brandon Stokes

  • Shout-outs to George Jefferson’s wife AND Lil’ Wayne, for having the same voice but being two completely different Weezys.
  • Shout-out to that Lil’ Wayne CD you keep stashed, just in case you have to give your black friend a ride home.
  • Shout-out to guys who tell chicks they’ll eat their butts in text messages.
  • Shout-out to Southpole and FUBU for keeping wiggas PIMPED OUT LIKE A HOMIE G DAWG!
  • Shout-out to every time you want to say, “That shit’s racist!” but you’re not quite sure.
  • Shout-out to black people who aren’t afraid of eating fried chicken in front of white people.
  • Shout-out to everyone that couldn’t find the pussy from doggystyle when they lost their virginity… or was that just me?
  • Shout-out to Flavor Flav for getting famous with Public Enemy instead of just being that one stupid nigga from the news.
  • Shout-out to YouTube for letting the closet racists vent.
  • Shout-out to anybody who came out the house with a tin-foil platinum GRILL.
  • Shout-out to Facebook for allowing me to threaten your boyfriends when it’s too cold to fight.
  • Shout-out to my Napster porn and masturbation days. That’s the only thing I remember about middle school.
  • Shout-out to niggas who used to write a check list of all the jewelry, do-rags and bandanas they wanted.
  • Shout-out to niggas that used to want a wave kit.
  • Shout-out to people who wish they had enough heart to burn down their workplace.
  • Shout-out to people who voted for Dubya but hate Obama. Don’t get me started.
  • Shout-out to all the white people who are going to delete me for participating in this niggerdom.
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