Haiku News, 1 August 2011

by WOO

Wild boars invade farms, attack pets

Peaceful happy farm
What is that I see coming?
Motherfucking boar!

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Woman faces trial for fake testicles

South Carolina
Hanging people acceptable
Truck nuts cross the line

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Senate panel schedules Google antitrust hearing

Anti-trust nonsense
If Google owns everything
Search more accurate

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Republican Boehner wants Monday vote on debt deal

Boehner on Monday?
Vagiehna wants it right NOW
See what I did there?

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Statue for Chuck Berry erected in St. Louis

Been near sixty years
Since Chuck Berry erected
Saint Louis – look out!

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