Posts tagged ‘Moon’

September 12, 2011

Haiku News, 12 September 2011

by CHRISTOPHER WOO


Bartz Resigns from Yahoo Board

What is this “Yahoo!”?
I will have to Google it.
Oh! Ha ha ha ha.

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Jersey Shore: Snooki and Deena Fight in the Dark

Tried to watch this show.
TV screen was all orange.
Took it for repair.

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NASA Launches Satellites to Map Moon’s Core

In this day and age,
A mystery at last we solve.
Is it made of cheese?

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Why does the female orgasm exist?

Science does not know.
Will need more research funding
for trips to Vegas.

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3 held in Detroit over bathroom trips on plane

Damn you T.S.A.
A man can’t drop a stink-deuce
seven times per flight?

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Woman dies after injecting hot beef fat into face

Damn you silly woman!
Now you totally ruined
my best pick-up line.

September 5, 2011

Haiku News, 5 September 2011

by CHRISTOPHER WOO

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The newly-discovered Shroud Of Palin

Government sues 17 big banks for mortgages

Government suing banks
Going to recoup money
Just to waste again

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Sarah Palin gives a rousing non-campaign campaign speech in Iowa

Whenever mentioned
A Palin Presidential Run
Jesus cries kittens

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Will Chaz Bono Use Cher’s Music on Dancing With the Stars?

With Chaz Bono there
And that Cunt-faced Nancy Grace
Will anyone watch?

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New species of ancient rhinoceros found in Tibet

Spiritual Sage
Enlightened Rhinoceros
Prophesy foretold

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For $620K, You Too Can Own a Jet-Powered Batmobile

So this must be why
Class warfare is in vogue now
Republican toys

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Domino’s to serve pizzas on the Moon, apparently

The space vacuum
May actually help with
The cardboard flavour

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Who is WikiLeaks Blaming for Breaching Its Security?

WikiLeaks has leak
Should update security
With some WikiTweaks

February 5, 2011

Random Trivia Facts

Desert Desert.

by FREETHY

  1. Snakes have two dicks.
  2. Strawberries are not berries.
  3. Sahara Desert is Desert Desert.
  4. The earth has more than two moons.
  5. We have between 16 and 21 senses, not only five.
  6. The egg came before the chicken.
  7. “Gorange” rhymes with “orange.”
  8. “Gorange” is an actual word.
  9. Napoleon was above-average height.
  10. Stalin was 5’5.
  11. Hitler wasn’t a vegetarian.
  12. The moon isn’t made out of cheese.
  13. Rome wasn’t built in a day, but part of it was.