[EDITOR’S NOTE: We thank Buddah for inspiring Saturday’s post, “Music Hate: A WNF Free-For-All,” after he shared with us this list of his picks for the crappiest of the crappy rock songs. –Andrew Hicks]
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12 Most-Hated Rock Songs
by BUDDAH ESKEW
B-52s — LOVE SHACK
I don’t even know if this qualifies as rock music. No wonder people get drunk and throw up at weddings.
BEATLES – YELLOW SUBMARINE
Hippie stoners meet preschool melody. Reminds me of the Sponge Bob theme song. For the record, I have a Mafia hit on the creators of Sponge Fucking Bob.
BILLY JOEL — WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE
The first white bitch since Deborah Harry to attempt rap music. Billy should be prison raped by Elton John for this garbage.
JANIS JOPLIN — ME AND BOBBY McGEE
Did Janis die too young? I don’t think so. And I believe she was on my 1970 Celebrity Death List.
LIMP BIZKIT — MY WAY
WTF?! This is possibly my least favorite band ever! They make my Bizkit go limp. END OF STORY.
TED NUGENT — WANGO TANGO
His singing on this is high-pitched annoying at it’s best. When I say “best,” of course I mean “worst.” I still plan to take $200 out of Nugent’s ass for the time I got my windshield smashed to pieces while rockin’ out at his concert in 1981. This is one of 40 Ted Nugent songs to have some form of the word “wang” in the title.
STEVE FUCKIN’ PERRY — OH SHERRY
Oh Sherry? Oh shit! This is just gay as hell. Nuff said.
ROLLING STONES — RUBY TUESDAY
A dreary sound from a great band. The song “Ruby Tuesday” is way overrated, just like the restaurant.
STARSHIP — WE BUILT THIS CITY
This was the day the Starship crashed into Uranus. Possibly the worst song ever.
STYX — MR. ROBOTO
I really kinda dug this band until this shit song that changed Styx forever. Pieces of Eight was the last decent album made by these turd nuggets.
TALKING HEADS — TAKE ME TO THE RIVER
I love these guys, but a certain singing fish gimmick gift (available at Walgreens, Pamida and other fine retail outlets) ruined a perfectly okay song forever.
THE WHO — MAGIC BUS
What a shame. A great band with a shitty song. When I rode the “Magic Bus,” we were on the way to school, gettin’ high in the back seat with our helmets on.
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