by ANDREW HICKS
The Long Island Iced Tea was invented in Prohibition times to throw off the law, because it actually looked like an innocent, non-alcoholic beverage. Prohibition is long over, but you might find yourself in need of a drink that no one knows is a drink. So if you’re somewhere that doesn’t allow conspicuous consumption, all you need to make this innocent-looking drink is:
- A bottle of vodka
- A bottle of gin
- A bottle of rum
- A bottle of tequila
- A bottle of triple sec
- A bottle of sour mix
- A bottle of Coke
- A ton of ice
- A flash blender
- A quart-sized silver mixing tin
- Seven towels to wrap your glass bottles in, so they don’t clank
- An enormous duffel bag to put all this shit in
Smuggle these 12 things into whichever place prohibits alcohol, and you too can walk around with your “iced tea” and a knowing wink to flash the cool people. This plan is genius, and this plan is utterly foolproof.
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