Inappropriate Candy Product Names

by WOO and ERIC DOHMAN
edited by ANDREW HICKS

  • SweetSharts
  • Senior Mo’Mints
  • 3 Musky Skeeters
  • Reese’s Peanut Butter D-Cups: “When you hunger for more than a handful!”
  • Charleston Jew
  • Razonets: “Sharper than ever!”
  • Allmen Joy
  • Jelly Beaners: “¡Son tan dulces!”
  • Skattles
  • ‎Reasonits: “Tofu coated in Kierkegaard”
  • Bling Pops
  • Mounds Deferens
  • Sm’Whores
  • Nutterfinger: “From the Makers of Cummy Bears!”
  • Malted Milk Balls: “An acquired taste for the ladies!”
  • S&Ms
  • Twinx
  • Altroids: “For fresh breath, small gonads and killer abs!”
  • Peter North’s Starburst Creampies
  • Chokeonone: “250% bigger than a Toblerone!”
  • Sour Snatch Kids
  • Retards: “Impossible to get out of the box!”
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