Ode to Golden Grahams

by ANNE GARDNER
edited by ANDREW HICKS

Anne Gardner expects a lifetime supply of Golden Grahams when the WNF website finally takes off.

Golden Grahams, my obsession,
My delicious squared perfection,
You tempt me with your honey glaze,
Your tiny grooves, your tasty ways.
Little flake of flavor blast,
Too many days have gone past
Since I’ve explored your crunchy clout,
Too much time, I’ve gone without.
But my hips are way too big
To keep indulging like a pig;
But when the fat has gone away,
A family-sized box, I’ll pay
For and indulge in, all at one time,
O Golden Grahams, sweetness sublime.

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