Constipation Music Mix

edited by ANDREW HICKS

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Much like the sound of running water will help you get your pee stream going, the right music mix will cure constipation. Next time you find yourself chomping on Ex-Lax with no results, play these songs, in this order, and we promise poop productivity. You’ll just have to sit through 13 songs first. –Andrew Hicks]

Everyone poops. Even the blond from Abba.

1. Ashford and Simpson – Solid as a Rock
2. The Supremes – You Keep Me Hangin’ On
3. Frankie Goes to Hollywood – Relax
4. Melissa Etheridge – Come to My Window
5. En Vogue – Give it Up, Turn it Loose
6. The Band – The Weight
7. The Police – King of Pain
8. The Doors – Break on Through to the Other Side
9. Aerosmith – Deuces Are Wild
10. Cypress Hill – When the Shit Goes Down
11. Snoop Dogg – Drop It Like It’s Hot
12. Tom Petty – Free Fallin
13. Lynyrd Skynyrd – That Smell

CONTRIBUTORS: Buddah Eskew, J.Miz, Chris Reitz, Inscrutable JeffRey Trotter, Andrew Hicks

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