How Not To Internet Date, 18 Feb. 2011

by Michelle Dee

Being a girl on a social networking site you learn really fast that you are a target for losers looking for a booty call. This is the case no matter what your relationship status. I found so much humor in this that I decided to create a singles profile on a dating website just to bait suckers like the one below. Please, enjoy the outcome!

andy60641:
ho im andy in chicago. why are you up so late?

Michelle Dee:
“ho”? fat finger syndrome? :P

andy60641:
no just calling you a ho

Michelle Dee:
Oh well, that’s not very nice. What’s the point?

andy60641:
im just kidding!

Michelle Dee:
hah…

One Comment to “How Not To Internet Date, 18 Feb. 2011”

  1. I can’t seem to figure out that calling people names never gets me very far either.

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