More Quickies With Buddah

by BUDDAH ESKEW

I trained my dog to recognize the “kill command,” but I didn’t know he had suicidal tendencies.

I was hooked on phonics, but now I’m in rehab.

I married Miss Right… well, I call her “Miss Never Wrong.”

How long do you have to hold a fish under water before it drowns?

I may have amnesia, but I can’t remember.

This has been Quickies With Buddah. Tune in next week for more of the same.

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