Woo’s News, Jan. 10, 2011

by Woo

Victoria Beckham pregnant with 4th child

I guess when you can bend it like Beckham, baby making is bound to result.

Verizon iPhone to attract 9 to 12 million new US users for Apple

12 Million more anti-social zombies, just what America needs.

John F. Kennedy ‘sex fiend’ TV show pulled in US

Lord knows we have to immortalize the dead in this country. We tried to impeach Clinton, but for you, dead guy, we’ll let it slide…

U.S. Subpoenas Twitter Over WikiLeaks

Just when you thought it was safe to use a service online to toss out witty one-liners about your dinner plans, and how your favorite shirt got ruined. It turns out anyone following @Wikileaks could be subject to a Federal probe. Speaking of probes, bend over and drop those trousers for this one.

Thanks to Ethanol Plant, Cars Using Four Loko for Locomotion

You read that correctly. And no we’re not talking about a dance and song from Ike and Tina Turner. The now banned alcoholic energy drink Four Loko is being converted into fuel for your Suburban, the one with Tap Out bumper stickers all over the back window.

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