Quickies With Buddah

by BUDDAH ESKEW

Free advice — if at first you don’t succeed, maybe skydiving isn’t your thing.

Reality is for people who have never tried mushrooms.

When illiterate people have a bowl of alphabet soup, do you think they know what the hell they’re eating?

Did you know that 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions? That’s almost half!

If athletes aren’t retarded, why do most of them wear helmets?

This has been Quickies With Buddah. Tune in next week for more of the same.

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