Haiku’s From Popular Music

by Woo

99 Problems – Jay-Z

Rap mags, my black ass
Problems? I got Ninety-nine
Not one is a bitch

So What’cha Want – Beastie Boys

What’cha What’cha want
You can’t front, so what’cha want
What’cha What’cha want

Eastbound and Down – Jerry Reed

Loaded up, truckin’
Down and bound to the east, son
Watch ol’ Bandit run

Can’t Touch This – MC Hammer

I, dope on the mic
Sucka, ring the bell school’s in
Touch this? No, not you

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